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November 21, 2023

Although infrequently used, the buttercream setting on the freeze gun can come in handy.

November 13, 2023

Mario only calls him his nemesis because he's jealous of that dump truck.

November 07, 2023

Put a level in Wonder where this happens, cowards.

October 17, 2023

Please do not pet any of Demon King Bael's heads.

October 16, 2023

Biblically Accurate Clippy is here to help you write a biblically accurate cover letter.

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Showing the Rib
February 13, 2024

It had been nearly three full nights now and his fever hadn’t broken. Meredith did not know if that was better or worse, but she knew it was bad.

April 23, 2023


The Knife
March 18, 2023

The knife practically glittered in the light. The thing was gorgeous. And ancient. “Where did you find this?”

Talk Through It
March 11, 2023

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” he said calmly, obviously unperturbed.

The Trail
March 02, 2023

Just because you don't know where you're headed doesn't mean it won't be an interesting journey.